Sunday night I was at a meeting and I thought, "Stupid cows. They should find solice in the fact that at least they're far more scrum-diddlee-umptious than other four-legged mammals. Why, I can probably think of a bunch of animals that taste like shit when compared to our bovine friends. Snakes, cats, raccoons, and sloths are a train wreck on the pallette, while cows are deee-lishous! Wait, what did that fucking idiot just say? Aw man, I hate him, he's a bore. Jesus, my fingernails are atrocious! I look like I've made a dogshit snowman! Anyway, cows are yummy....especially when slathered with cheese....
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